clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

princerosy:

Your Prince

nawyougood:

im starting to appreciate women who wear dresses a lot more. especially when the dress is gripping the curves like new tires. have a nigga feeling horny with a hint of sophistication. make you wanna go under the curtain and eat the pussy with ya pinky up.

Her: this pussy good aint it

Me:

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hmmm yes indubitably spot on indeed

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have
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